GOLF!!!!!

At last I thought a game of Golf in the sun, it's finally stopped raining. So off I toddled with my set of clubs to my local club.

As I have spent a fortune over the last year as a non- member I thought it time I joined. So $300 later I am standing at the first tee, gleaming. I tee'd off, the ball seemed to go straight for the first 50 metres and then (as I remembered the last time I played) the ball swerved to the right landing out of sight on a bank in the rough. I made my way to the pro-shop and bought 15 new balls for $40 a bargain by all accounts. I made my way back onto the course to where my ball went, after about 15 minutes all I had found was a Golf ball with Gary written on it. I thought Gary would be a chap I must play against someday, in fact I'm convinced I'll meet him him in the rough one day looking for our lost Golf balls. Well my game got steadily worse over the next 10 holes, I lost another 2 Golf balls, tore a hole in my $50 jumper looking for a $4 ball. I even had a conversation along the way, with myself of course. "Good shot", "Crap shot, you idiot". I thought if I started to argue I'd go home. What a great day I had, expensive but good.






Image: 'Keep your eye on the ball, follow+through....+and+out+she+comes!' www.flickr.com/photos/43145783@N00/449139547

Olympics

I have spent the fortnight enjoying the Olympics, especially the cycling.
I was amazed at the amount of money spent on the latest Cycling technology.
250k on streamlined boots, 5k on waxing the legs and incredible amounts on the suits and cycles, just to shave that 1000th of a second off the clock.
Yet when I look at some of the cyclysts I am amazed at the size of the their ears!!! (Just look at the size of the guys ears in Blue next to Charlie Chaplain here)
Now you don't have to be a rocket scientist to realise the amount of drag this causes.
My solution a $2 reel of double sided tape affixed to the back of each ear.
You just watch the records fall!!

Lost car?

Back in 1997 in Gisborne I had an unusual incident which I am still slightly embarrased about.

I always cycled to work but this particular day I drove the car. The car was low on fuel so on the way I stopped at the local Mobil petrol station. The forecourt attendant served me, we had a chat then I proceeded to work it was around 7.50am.

The day went as any normal day until around 1pm when Sarah (my wife) phoned to see if I could pick her up from work around 4pm.
I thought I had my bike as the car was not outside the office.
Sarah was very insistant that I had the car yet I couldn't see it.
I was confused.
It suddenly dawned on me where it was. I was horrified, shocked, you name it every emotion went through me.
I thought of the invoice for lost revenue I would recieve from Mobil.
I arrived at the Mobil garage very red faced.
The car still as I had left it.
Every time I filled with Petrol I was reminded by the forecourt staff.
Just as well I moved South I guess.

Image: 'Lost Volvo'
www.flickr.com/photos/89672898@N00/50162555

Ghosts?

I have always been a sceptical about ghosts until I saw this video.

What do you think?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e26gXsI_Ak

Dishwasher?

Our good friend, the Dishwasher?

Many people around the world will stop using their dishwashers when there is a water shortage. I would rather not use the cooker, using the BBQ instead.

Dishwasher facts.

It was invented by a lady named Josephine Garis Cochrane (1893) who was so fed up with her servants breaking her prized crockery!

Testing times?
In an experiment in Bonn Germany the diswasher was matched against 75 human dishwashers from nine countries. The results were conclusive.
Humans used 15 – 345 Litres of water, 2.4Kw of Electricity.
Dishwasher used 12 - 20 Litres (on Economy setting), 1 Kw of Electricity.
Only 15% of the items washed by humans matched the cleanliness of the Dishwasher.

Save Your Money
Tip to save power with dishwashers is to use the air drying setting if you have one, or to open the door and not use the drying element.

The drying element in Dishwashers uses the most electricity.

Ref: Dr Karl Kruszelnicki, 2006, Dissing the Dishwasher, Great Scence Mythconceptions & Other Curious facts, Pg127-129 HarperCollins Sydney.

Image: 'modern convenience' www.flickr.com/photos/53493629@N00/4026499

Turtles butts

Did you Know that some Turtles breathe through their Butts?

According to WikiAnswers the Fitzroy River turtle (Rheodytes leukops)

found in Queensland shares the ability with dragonfly nymphs,

sea cucumbers, and the odd other Australian!!!

Image: 'Bobble Head Turtles' www.flickr.com/photos/64251830@N00/362823582

The MOB

The MOB

I awoke in the early hours this morning realising that I was a member of the MOB.
Of course the MOB I am talking about is the

Miserable Old Buggers.
Just look at this guy, he must be a member too!!
Thanks for your comment Carolyn.

Image: 'Frank Sinatra Mugshot' www.flickr.com/photos/49503168697@N01/916884